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I'm going to invent a pygmy oscar and make a billion dollars.Then I'm going to buy a building the size of an airplane hanger and convert it into a mini Amazon.Then everybody who has an oscar that is too big that they don'y want anymore can send it to me and I'll take excellent care of it. I will also accept pacus,paroon sharks,redtail cats etc. That are too large for their tanks.Plus I'm going to have a tiger shovel nosed catfish and some rays because then I will have the means to care for them. Oh and an arowana

And I'm gonna get my own planet with 10,000 of the hottest women serving me in every way imaginable and my oscars can watch for a change!

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Joe
www.cichlidfish.com

My oscars are highly entertained they live at college! I 'm going to genetically engineer a land shark just for kicks!

great, you can take my oscars off my hands!

That's a good dream Hip!

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Jen

I'll take all of the old, sick, abused oscars and feed them cocktail shrimp and roast beef and I'll make sure I have lots of their live natural foods for them to chase and snack whenever thay please(neons hee hee). If the fish is too sick I will give it a peaceful dignified end with some MS-222, he'll just fall asleep and swim to wherever dead fishies go.

I like Joe's idea better. No offence Hip, but come on! Did you read what he had. Definetly where I want to retire to. Tommorrow if I had the chance! hehehe

I'm not into gorgeous women and not too interested in gorgeous men I like fish better people most of the time,because they can't do bad things to me like break my lil heart, or give me STD's, or annoy me constantly with their asinine presence.So ha!!!

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But I bet they WISH they could or maybe they just wanted the pillow

gimme five Chuck 30/15 Men's Advantage

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Joe
www.cichlidfish.com

Jen I could use some help here!

Ok, here goes. I'm now married and have dated a lot of guys so I know a lot about men...And trust me there isn't much to know... (Sorry guys) Give them a TV, a remote and a few sexy naked women and they are happy...Fortunately, mine also likes good cooking! I think we women could rule the world and make all men our slaves. Let them do the dishes, and change the poopy diapers and get up with the kids at 4:00 AM and try to find their way around in the dark without breaking their leg or waking up the baby any more than necessary! Men think if they have a good woman, they can get away with everything they want, while we just grin and bear it!! We outnumber them, all we have to do is withhold sex till we get what we want! (And men think we wouldn't win that war!!) I don't care how good your right hand is, it doesn't even compare to the real thing!! So just go ahead and try! This woman is ready for a fight! (Most of this was directed to my husband in case you couldn't tell)

(Ok, you can go in and edit out the bad parts!! LOL)



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Jen

MMMHHHHHH! Ok lets get ready to rumble! First off, come on sexy half naked women! DUHHH George! And I've had my fair share of spending to much effort on dating(end result--sex only). But truthfully, women think about sex as much if not more than men, they just don't admit it as openly as we do. Cause they don't want to get that dreaded label(you know which one) Where as men get labeled as studs.

We outnumber them, all we have to do is withhold sex until we get what we want!

OK first off since you "outnumber us" all we have to do is[behind your backs] is go down to the bar or strip bar and find some hussie9since there are more of ya'll) to temporarily fullfill our needs. Plus you dont have to hear them whine about the trash needing to be taken out, or the grass needs to be cut. OK sorry...thats enough.

Oh but guess what? Women are still doing all those things you said up there. And why? If you have all the control. Touchet!

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Ok, I said we could rule the world. I didn't say we did. We just haven't made up our minds about who we want in charge, that's all... And as far as going behind our backs to get it....1. If we united and ruled the world, you would have no where to go... and 2. That is what makes you male..
You have to admit, I was right about the rest though huh? LOL

Just defending us lonely housewives...

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Jen

One of those members of our species who is unfortunate enough to have the genetic disorder of maleness instead of the adventageous genotype of xx, was just crawling around making purry noises in hopes that I will pay attention to him instead of the computer, needless to say I am writing so it didn't work. I think that all of the women geneticists should band together and we female humans can become like cartain kinds of tilapia and be entirely female and reproduce little clones of ourselves(asexually), then we can gang up on the men and kick them off the planet and then no purry males will be interupting my aspirations to gnetically engineer a pygmy oscar and make my billion dollars and have my retirement complex for old sick oscars. Actually if we kick all of the men off the planet I will only make .5 billion dollars because that cuts my cunsumer number in half but .5 billion dollars will be enough

Yea but what if we take your pillow with us when we go???Yep, we'll be waiting for your phone call

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Joe
www.cichlidfish.com