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ok i thought this was funny, it was emailed to me and reminded me of my uncle charlie.

this guy is speeding down a deserted highway and gets pulled over by a cop who comes out of know where and the cop asks the guy why are speeding, he tells him i am an entertainer for childerns hospitals and i do clown shows and i am running late. well the cop says oh i love clowns if you juggle something for me i will let you go. the man explains that all his gear was sent ahead of him and he has nothing to juggle. so the cop gets the bright idea that the man can juggle some road flares he has in his trunk. so the man wanting to get out of the ticket lights up the flares and procedes to juggle. soon after this old beater car pulls up behinde the cop car and a man stumbles out and just makes it to the back seat of the cops car, he opens the door and gets in. the officer clearly confussed tells the guy that he can go and thank you. he walks over and ask the man with the bottle of jack still in hand, if he minds telling him why he is in his car? the man calmly says offcier you can just take me on to jail cause there is nooooo way i can pass that test.